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[C&C: Soviet "Invasion"]

Too much spare time + Red Alert 2 = Good Movie

Graphics and sound were top notch, but the 'humans' were not entirely believable so no 10, and the sound got kind of annoying toward the end so ditto there. Weird style, I must say, but it carries, lots of violence and a squint of humor also help the flash along

As for people like 'nukes', well... There is no more Soviet Union, but while it existed they continually threatened to attack the United States, so there. Todays Russia on the other hand is barely a second world country, and has plenty of economical problems. Sorry 'nukes', you're wrong (and obviously influenced by the media)

Anyway, great movie.

[Joker North Show 2]

Blewdy 'ell!

That freaking sucked! And that host was so gay! Learn to use flash you fag!

Nah. It was ok

[Skybert & POC (parody)]

Holy monkey

That f***ing sucked! How do you get off making that sort of crap? I mean... DAMN!

Just kidding...

Very nice indeed!

Skybert responds:

i know!!1

[Foamy Fan Mail 4]

Not your finest...

But I can understand your motivation for making this clip, I mean, if I had received fan mail day in and day out I would most likely do unspeakable things to the mailman and the PC monitor, then again that's probably the main reason I don't get fan mail (that and I haven't done anything)... Hope it ended your misery so you could concentrate on your friend in hospital, I can't believe how childish these people are being about this, "do this!" "do that!" Please make more funnies, but I fear the message of this one may go unheard...

[DE_dust]

Brilliant and dramatic

I don't often say it, but that was truly excellent, imaginitive and well animated. I especially enjoyed the bit with the camper, very well thought out indeed, and very true. Please do keep them coming, and keep up the good work, your work is very much in demand at my end of the table. (Though if I may point it out, if everyone dies while the bomb is ticking, the Terrorists win. But I do understand why you overlooked it, would have been very unsatisfying if it had been done ended like that)

[kenya]

Very funny indeed

But Norway's largest export is oil, boring as the place is you might want to note this. Oh and you can jump off large cliffs in Norway too (parachute is optional), I suppose that's fun. But in all honesty that was very amusing, can't imagine where you got the idea.

[The girl I miss]

Honestly now...

That was quite malicious, and to top it off it has been done before. If you really want to scare someone, then why don't you just walk past some young children WITHOUT a bag on your head. At least you would be following in your made up "girlfriends" footsteps, right?

[Miss.Dynamite XIII]

Mother of God...

Being a guy, that thing will give me nightmares 'till the end of my days... Don't get me wrong, the torture scenes were pretty good, but the BALL SMASHING(!!!) was clearly morbid, effective but morbid. Some humor here and there and excellent sound, but if you are a guy then stay the hell away from that scene with the hammer and nails. As for the torture itself most of the "big five" were there (hot, sharp, blunt), though cold and noisy were missing. While it's clear that the guy deserved it and it is only a movie I recommend that whoever came up with that "ball smashing" idea have his/her head checked as soon as possible.

[Wrecked]

Funny and Short

A funny little flash, very charming. You seem to have a great deal of talent for this sort of thing, especially the music, very apt. I'd say. Though you may want to spit and polish the thing one extra time before sending it in. A very solid entry, please get a move on and make part two.